Ok lemmie tell ya a bit of a story...So once upon a time there was this thing called music...great sounds produced by these wonderful tools called musical instruments - accompanied by the vocals of talented men & women.
Then one day some dudes came along & decided to basically f*** things up with this thing called rap & hiphop. Some how, some way, somewhere, someone thought it was a good idea to also label this thing music.
Anyyyyyways in this far-off not-so mystical land of England <img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l6/Ta ... Smilie.gif" border="0" alt="Tax's Graffiti"></a>, in a region of the country known as the 'Southeast' in and around the capital city of this little country, yet more strange people (whom we shall refer to as the 'deadheads') - did something bad. They took this unholy abomination of a sound & kind of neglected it further still and left it in a state somewhat similar to that of an old work horse that had seen many better days in its life. These 'deadheads' multiplied in number & found themselves thinking of this new beast as 'cool'...oh how wrong they where...Their new creation, was given a name, a genre of its own (apparently ). The name of this creature? 'UK Garage' - yes the previously named beast of rap has its own Illegitimate offspring...UK hiphop. For shame, for shame...
Around the year 2001, when the world was in a state of change, and Tax was still only about 16 y.o. - a group of these 'deadheads' gathered and called themselves the 'So Solid Crew' (...yeah right...) and proceeded to assault the ears of this previously Majestic nation...

Ladies & Gentlemen i give to you..my apologies & the So Solid Crew and 21 Seconds...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRCBy8hrOIM

One or two of you (mainly the brits, possibly the Americans if you are very very unlucky) will have seen these fools before. This is so bad it is actually funny imo, please give it a watch - notice the lyrics and then just think again of where exactly these people are from (London). If any of you live thru it comments can include 'omg', 'posers', and of course 'just wtf'...

<img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l6/Ta ... /flame.gif" border="0" alt="Tax's Graffiti"></a>


Metal ftw! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbP0pipFPns

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Rap in any country is crap...

Also, why do they have to have creepy little kids talking at the start of it? When did that start with rap?

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Scarlet - Lady of the Lake [COLD]
Jackie Daniels - Liquid Death [COLD]
Vilee - Tamer in training [TLC]
Lumbie - I've got wood! [ACME]

and why oh why do they have to hold on to their dicks all the time? Are they afraid that someone will cut them off for singing such a crap?

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21 seconds too long,buncha damn ghetto hoods anyhow.

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Dario wrote:and why oh why do they have to hold on to their dicks all the time? Are they afraid that someone will cut them off for singing such a crap?

hehe they should be afraid!

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raine2004 wrote:

Dario wrote:and why oh why do they have to hold on to their dicks all the time? Are they afraid that someone will cut them off for singing such a crap?

hehe they should be afraid!

i was just kiding you know.....

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Dario wrote:

raine2004 wrote:

Dario wrote:and why oh why do they have to hold on to their dicks all the time? Are they afraid that someone will cut them off for singing such a crap?

hehe they should be afraid!

i was just kiding you know.....

gods I hope she was. lol

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Scarlet - Lady of the Lake [COLD]
Jackie Daniels - Liquid Death [COLD]
Vilee - Tamer in training [TLC]
Lumbie - I've got wood! [ACME]

No Im not.....




lawl

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People are like slinkies... basically useless

But its still fun to watch them
fall down the stairs.
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Whisper Hunter- Tank-Mage (sort of lmao!)(GWAR)
Saga Hellfire- GM Tamer (TLC)
Raine- GM Macefighter (KoDR)

yea i like writing things that rhymes on my xmas giftscards.. no need to add a rhytm and make a music culture of it

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I game on Ubuntu!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hiphop for life but this was crap indeed LOL

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Isaak

druidmasters is first on the list to lose his jingles..

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"Blessed be the noobs, for they shall inherit Obsidian" - Seer Thassius

hehe

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People are like slinkies... basically useless

But its still fun to watch them
fall down the stairs.
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Whisper Hunter- Tank-Mage (sort of lmao!)(GWAR)
Saga Hellfire- GM Tamer (TLC)
Raine- GM Macefighter (KoDR)

there are no lists lol, there is hip hop and crap. haha

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Isaak

slayer ftw tupac ftw srv ftw george strait ftw...


i just listen to stuff that sounds good to me dont give a f*** what kind of music it is or what anyone thinks. you can miss out on so much by being close minded all your life.


btw that does sound crappy.

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LOV FOR LIFE

Heh i can enjoy listening to other types of music too, i was just in a fit of laughter at those clowns in that vid. How could anyway expect to ever be taken seriously again after performing that. Hadn't heard that song since i was at school lol
The fools into this when it was released where the kind of people i had to hear claiming to be from the 'ghetto' ...this island isnt big enough, we have isolated areas & sh*tholes like anywhere else - thats about it

But yeah just a bit of fun, by all means embellish the thread with your prefered bands/performers etc. That is if you can be bothered

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