Fahk Her Gently - Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f***** give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna f*** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f***** teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f***** f*** you discreetly
And then I'll f****** bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*** you hard
Haaaaaaaaarrrrrrd

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One of the best songs ever written, I used to listen to it alot a few years ago with all my stoner buddies.

Many a lady hath been drunkenly serenaded by me and the lads to the tune of this... lol

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"Blessed are the noobs, for they shall inherit Obsidian" - Thassius

Thassius wrote:One of the best songs ever written, I used to listen to it alot a few years ago with all my stoner buddies.

Many a lady hath been drunkenly serenaded by me and the lads to the tune of this... lol

Looks like you peeked into my life there matey lol