I've gotten through the little tutorial, but now i'm stuck. The only two options seem to be the graveyard or the orcs, but there's no way to actually kill at either place. I can't afford any armor, and i can't imagine that i'm supposed to repeatedly die before i skillup enough to be able to f****** do something. What the hell?

Type .where and see where you are.

From the way you're describing it, I'd say you're in Cove, which is a new player town. Instead of going into the graveyard, or the orc fort, try going out the front gates and hunting animals. Then sell their hides and meats to vendors for gold.

Do this until you are good enough to take on better monsters.

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Or use the training dummies next to the blackmith shop in Cove. Double click them to train the fighting skill you want until your skill hits 30. Cutless/sword/katana/axe= swordsmanship kryss/dagger/warfork/spear = fencing war axe/hammerpick/mace/hammer = mace fighting

see me at brit bank on Count Croxton, Solitude, Brittany and i will give you some free armour, weps and bandies to start out with

when im on i can usually be found there at some time or annother durring my play

goodluck