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Dedo
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Spokk wrote:Dedo, babe, you start some very good threads.
haha im glad someone appreciates them :)

" please be different and say yes."
this one took me forever to figure out what he was talking about :oops:

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This 1 is kind of old.

Want to go out for pizza and f***?

No!!!

What, you don't like pizza?
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Nice shoes.... lets f***

*lick finger and touch it to her shirt and yours*
Hey let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes...

Bad girl! Go to my room....


I know/have heard a bunch of others too.... 8)

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Funny one guys .

What about this one.

"Oh, wow, nice legs"

(girl says) "Thank you" :)

(guy says) " So at what time do they open" :wink:

And thats when we get slap, pricesless :) .

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hey baby, ya know if i was sh$! i would wanna come out of ur A$$, :shock:
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Wana go halves on a ba$tard.

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lol bob :lol:

"nice tits.....those home grown?"

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"They looks heavy, can i hold them for you?"

that one helped me achieve only my second ever slap on a night out during the holidays for purposely using such a terrible line.. :roll:

i did laugh myself senseless afterwards tho :lol:

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Hope you like coco pops for breakfast It's all i have.

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Bobby_1 wrote:Hope you like coco pops for breakfast It's all i have.
mmmm coco pops

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An Indian dude walks up to a women and ask:
"Do you have any Indian in ya?"
Women says:"No"
Man says:"Want some?" And grabs himself!

I had a friend that was half indian that use to do that all the time.
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i always heard that one as irish :lol:

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Dedo wrote:i always heard that one as irish :lol:
No, its English.

Thass on holiday: "Hey, do you have any English in you?"

American Girl: "No...I don't think so."

Thass: "Would you like some?" *gestures at his crotch*

American Girl: "(LOL)...yes please"

Thass: *Obliges*

See? 8)

Barney knows what I'm talkin 'bout. English lads ftw.

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Thassius wrote:
Dedo wrote:i always heard that one as irish :lol:
No, its English.

Thass on holiday: "Hey, do you have any English in you?"

American Girl: "No...I don't think so."

Thass: "Would you like some?" *gestures at his crotch*

American Girl: "(LOL)...yes please"

Thass: *Obliges*

See? 8)

Barney knows what I'm talkin 'bout. English lads ftw.
Southern English lads ftw, you northern boys need a lesson from the real men down south :wink:

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