*guys grabs girls thigh*
"ya know this meat would be pretty tasty" ......"erm I mean if I was a zombie er yeah...."



so yeah share the worst pick up lines you've heard

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Ankhesenamun
Dedo Serenity
Fisherwmn
Ruby Estella
Enchantress

- did u hurt yourself? <pause>

- why?

-when you fell from heaven?

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Doro [Illusion]
Lord Raznor [Illusion]
Vlad Smithy [GM Smith, GM Miner]
Lars Turms [GM Alchemist, GM Tamer]



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And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.


-Friedrich Nietzsche

hahaha wtf dedo hangs around with some creepy ass dudes lol. dont tell me it was an obs player.

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UF=# 1 party school in the nation! Feels good to have contributed to that hahaha.

lol nope he doesn't play obs yet he was just listening to the "how to survive a zombie attack" cds all day at work.


"I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples"

its sad how often that one works

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Ankhesenamun
Dedo Serenity
Fisherwmn
Ruby Estella
Enchantress

hmm...phoenix nights

"if i said you had a beautiful body...would you hold it against me?"

classic

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Alchemist/Fisherman/Tamer/Warrior/Daemon

an Israel typical one..lol
Is you're father a terrorist? |Pause|





So how come you're the bomb?

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"Blessed be the noobs, for they shall inherit Obsidian" - Seer Thassius

Is your name ice cream(pause)


Cause you got some killer cones.

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hahaha has to b an ohio state fan.

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UF=# 1 party school in the nation! Feels good to have contributed to that hahaha.

sad that ohio state and michigan already played the national championship.

now that was a good game between two good teams.

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ok no sports!


winner from last night....

"was you dad a big time crook? like robbing the louve and shit?"

"erm no"

"then who stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes?"

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Ankhesenamun
Dedo Serenity
Fisherwmn
Ruby Estella
Enchantress

Is that a mirror in you panties?

What?

Its just i can see myself in them

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-Are you Jamaican?

-No why

- Cos Ja makin me crazy

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Get yer coat, youve pulled

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If I share my cocaine with you, can i f*** you from behind while you snort it? (works)

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I could go on forever.......

oh another one that works.....


Wanna see my Elephant impression??

Yea ok

(proceed to pull your trouser pockets inside out and let em hang and undo your zip)

- if i throw a stick will you go away?

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Judas [Dark Legacy]
Doro [Illusion]
Lord Raznor [Illusion]
Vlad Smithy [GM Smith, GM Miner]
Lars Turms [GM Alchemist, GM Tamer]



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And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.


-Friedrich Nietzsche

ahaha quality...im gunna try some of these over xmas

*wonders how many times he's gunna get slapped by the women*

ok.. more of a joke than pickup line - "What has 50 teeth and a monster behind it?...my zip"

was on the radio the other day

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Alchemist/Fisherman/Tamer/Warrior/Daemon

Dedo, babe, you start some very good threads.

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Fisker GM Fisherman
Noah [TLC] GM Lady Charmer
Pheonix PVM mage

How many staff does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to script it.
One to debug it.
One to place it.
One to take the player pages bitching about it.
One to tell the others that they got it all wrong.