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 Post subject: math jokes are great!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:48 pm 
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I wish I was your dervative so I could lay tangent to your curves! :D if youve never taken calc you wont understand :P

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ive never taken calc and i get it....


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haha nice one Boon

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Bonus question: "Is Hell is exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)"?

Most students concluded that any gas, if expanding - according to Boyle's Law - will cool down as pressure was declining or somewhat ...

But one student gave the following explanation:


First we must find out, how the mass of hell changes over time. In addition, we need to find out the number of the souls going to hell and the number of souls possibly leaving hell. I think that one may assume with some certainity that souls, once arriving in hell, are by no means able to leave that place anymore. Therefore we may conclude that no souls are leaving hell.
Regardinging the question, which might be the actual number of souls moving to hell, we might look for the explanations provided by our existing religions: Most of them do state that all those souls go to hell that are not belonging to them.

As there is more than merely one religion stating so, one can assume that all souls move to hell. Concluding from the actual birth and death rates it is to be expected, that the number of souls in hell will grow exponentially. Let's reflect now the question of the changing volume of hell. Boyle's Law states that if the volume of hell should grow proportionally to that of the number of souls and the temperature and pressure remains constant we are simply left with two possibilities:

1. Hell is expanding more slowly than the quantity of added souls, so the temperature and the pressure in hell will rise as long as whole hell breaks apart.

2. Hell is expanding faster than the quantity of incoming Souls, so temperature and pressure will fall, until hell freezes.

What are the possibilities now? If we take into consideration "Sandra's prophecy", who refuseded me as her boyfriend in our first academic year - she stated that "Hell with either freeze, before I'm going to sleep with you" - as well as the fact that I slept with her yesterday, we may conclude with great probability the following: Hell is in fact endothermic and must have been frozen already. From the thesis, according to which hell has been freezing already, I conclude further that no additional souls can be assimilated at that place and it has expired. Additionally we might conclude that the only remaining leftover is heaven and the existence of a godly nature which might explain again why Sandra was shouting "Oh, my God" all the time last night...


This student was the only one who passed the examination

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:lol: :lol: :lol: That is awesome!!!

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:lol: yeah I have another one but I dont remember exactly how it goes.... :roll: but yeah post more! we use this as ammo in calc :lol:

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Good one boon.

I got it dedo;)

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ok let me rephrase my earlier statement...you wont be able to fully appreciate the joke if you haven't taken calc.

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LOL THE EXPAND THING IS AWESOME

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Awesome! :lol: I think they call that waffling intelligently. :)

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nerds.... i wonder what ur kinky talk is like :(

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Jackal wrote:nerds.... i wonder what ur kinky talk is like :(
well you know what athiests scream in bed......."oh...! scientific method!" :wink:

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