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Author:  Samon [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Kinda Funny
Had someone email me this, it's pretty funny

L.A. Math test
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:____________________
Gang:________________________

1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked
Author:  Samon [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:17 pm ]
Post subject:  One More
Here's One More I got.

State of Arkansas Residency Application

Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______

Father's Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:



Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
Author:  Zaphod [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:07 pm ]
Post subject: 
hahahahahaahahhahaahah
Author:  Drizzt [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:57 pm ]
Post subject: 
Grrrrr!!!!!....

shaddap zaphod!
Author:  Echo [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:59 pm ]
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Drizzt wrote:Grrrrr!!!!!....

shaddap zaphod!
lol - Come on Drizzt fill it out :) We know ya want to :P
Author:  Samon [ Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:38 am ]
Post subject:  woops
Oops, Drizzt your from Arkansas aren't ya? :twisted:

Like echo said I know ya wanna fill it out :wink:
Author:  Drizzt [ Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:12 am ]
Post subject: 
like oklahama isnt redneckville too lol. i used to go to oklahoma to bet on the chicken fights back when it was legal. fng pple there had no teeth and were so hillbilly it was scary.

and your beer is like half the strength of any other beer whats that all about? watered down budweiser and shit wtf.
Author:  Samon [ Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:23 am ]
Post subject:  I will agree
I agree with everything you just said about oklahoma since i'm not from here originally. And I'm about to rectify the problem of living here in the next 2 months.
But yeah it is redneck ville, not to bad in Lawton tho, Ft Sill being the major population of the area.
Author:  Zaphod [ Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:07 pm ]
Post subject: 
Yeah, we're rednecks. And the beer sucks. And cockfighting is illegal now. But at least we aren't the punchline of every incest joke :D
Author:  Drizzt [ Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:44 pm ]
Post subject: 
grrr

*moves zaph up one spot on the "to be scolded heavily in game" list*


i know a guy whos parents are second cousins. no shit. hes like a complete dumbass too. i hate you zaphod. :(
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