Dear Urza,
I know it has been awhile you freakin newb you.. but i have a little rap, to continue on witht the traditon of my raps to you ( also seeing as i used to post on the boards at bank but i am red )
Your one big freakin noob
I went through life as your friend and you didnt tell me you had a third boob.
Not only that I found out you were a Jew ...
and when i found this out I put ham in your stew... (jews cant have ham against their religion).
Yesterday I got scared cause you did a drive by healing
out of the blue when i was by the bank chilling.
You know that its coming dont you
the fact i do it to to you every time foo.
Urzas a whore
Yesterday i caught him with another man in a condoms to go store.
Now that your back your gonna newb it all up again ..
and then im gonna stap you with my sword like a pin cushion...
Well hope you like it ... you dang Newb...