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Azimuth
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:16 am |
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It starts with a cage containing five monkeys.
Inside the cage hangs a banana on a string with a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result; all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, turn off the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here.
And that, my friends, is how rules are made.
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bruhaha
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:29 am |
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Joined: Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:21 pm Posts: 478
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rolf man, thats phucking hilarios man
i showed that to my comp teacher, realy made him laugh
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TheRealLoki
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:28 am |
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my monkey doesnt spray "cold" water... 
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Kinetic
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:31 pm |
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Social Control of some sort, really interesting stuff.
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_Iori_
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:40 pm |
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Joined: Sat Feb 07, 2004 5:21 pm Posts: 1132
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DEJA VU ...  ( obsidian shard )
very good .... ROFL
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