hmmm it all depends really. You see i loved my rum and would spend every available opportuntiy with it. meeting it in pubs and bars, taking it to the park and sometimes sneeking into work with it. I introduced it to my friends who liked rum too and everythig was great, a perfect relationship.....but then the doc put her foot down being all authorative and said "NO MORE BOOZIN EGG" and now I've been thrown into an empty tasteless world where I miss it greatly and am in a deep state of mourning, pining everytime I raise a vile cup of fruit juice to my rum void lips. You see I loved and respected rum and new exactly what I had and now its gone.
I'll miss you baby