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| Author: | Tax_man [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:54 pm ] |
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that post is wrong in sooo many ways. "southern english lads ftw"...the "real men down south"   *insert ironic smile here* <a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l6/Ta ... Smilie.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a> the least manly.. pampered pansies  seriously peoples stop using the south as a gateway to the UK, you'll have much more fun
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| Author: | Dedo [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:01 pm ] |
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erm? not to burst any bubbles but argueing about parts of an island and the people living there is not a pick up line "Just where do those legs of yours end?" normally heard while out dancing 
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| Author: | RvnScarlet [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:01 pm ] |
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teehee! |
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| Author: | Tax_man [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:09 pm ] |
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ah.. likes that one. sounds like one that could be used without picking up an injury 
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| Author: | conork [ Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:28 pm ] |
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Heres one Hey babes you look nice in that dress but it would be better on my bedroom floor  And Did it hurt ?? Replies what ???? when you fell from heaven one more Did some one steal the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes And the often classic Get your coat youve pulled Oh and the nerds choice Come back to mine for coffee ??? which dosent get me excited Lol |
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| Author: | Drakkar [ Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:41 pm ] |
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Well, here I am, What were your other two wishes? Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here. Are you a parking ticket because you got "fine" written all over you. If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning. |
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| Author: | Dedo [ Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:02 pm ] |
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I already said that one!
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| Author: | Tax_man [ Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:03 pm ] |
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hm.. "are your legs tired?..here come sit on my.........knee" minds outta the gutter people plz
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| Author: | Thassius [ Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:49 am ] |
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The worst pick up line ever... true story: Dave (Me) and Neil + Chris Swanson (old school mates, twins) sitting in the park after playing football. Some attractive ladies walk past... Neil calls out "Hey babe, wanna sit on my face?". Random girl replies: "Why, is your nose bigger than your cock?". *Cue laughter from me and Chris* BURND. |
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| Author: | Spokk [ Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:12 am ] |
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Good. Any guy that would use that as a pick up line deserves it. Thats my line. |
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| Author: | belgarion [ Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:59 am ] |
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Erm....... I lost my phone number, can i have yours? |
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| Author: | Dedo [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:45 am ] |
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"I miss you like a fly misses dog poo"  I honestly had no idea how to reply.....
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| Author: | moxy [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:05 pm ] |
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hahaha tax u no us sotherners rule... ok heres a few... i may not be fred flinstone but i sure could make ur bed-rock one used only around christmas.. what did u ask/get from santa for this christmas? replys.. nothin/not much (with a wierd look on her face) well how about u sit on my lap n well see what pops up. said that one on my mates mum haha quility... your not the most beautiful woman in the room... but beauty is just a lightswich away... more to come.. i need food..... |
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| Author: | Dedo [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:08 pm ] |
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| Author: | belgarion [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:12 pm ] |
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At everything but spelling apparently.
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