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Tale Of the Newb, and Expert
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Author:  Uzumaki [ Fri May 26, 2006 1:53 pm ]
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Once upon a time there was a noob. lets call him Uzumaki :D and there was a expert. lets call him Echo :D WARNING:this is not realthis never happend and i hope it wont:
Both the players where walking around. Bargging about how good they where. untill A man jumped from the darkness. "GIVE ME ALL UR BELOGINGS!!! NOW".
uzumaki ran off in fear. Echo stood put paced back a stpe. got in a stance drawn his sword put on his helment and charged. Uzumaki Threw a Exsplosion pot at the man. But missed and hit echo -12. the strnaged equiped his weapon and charged at FULL force. Echo swong and a direct hit to the head -50. The strnager swung and hit him right in the groind -100. The echo LUNGED the sword at full force and knocked the man out. After he died uzumaki ran in to collect the loot. the stranger awoke and SLAUGHTERED Uzumaki.Echo Starteld and firhgtend Pulled his sword and yet again Charged. the man easily tripped him up. uzuamki ran off to go Rezurect. Echo was dead before u could say. PWNAGe.
The stranger was now over both of the wonderes bodies.
"AHHHHHHHHHH" yelled uzumaki. -100. right in the groin. the stranger was down and defeted. When Echow as resurected He saw the bodes say
Echo, Slain by ***** *******, Uzumaki slain by ***** *******
***** ******* slain by Uzumaki. Echo could not believe !!!!!
he went to the pub and meet his noobish friend. he was wearing Blood rock.
" Uzumaki WHAT THE **** happend how did u defeat him?"
" I chopped his ***** off"
NOt a word of a lie it happend its true :twisted: if u want to hear another weaird tiwsited TOATALLY FAKE storie Pm me

Author:  Thassius [ Fri May 26, 2006 2:43 pm ]
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-100. right in the groin
ouch

Author:  Barney [Reapers] [ Fri May 26, 2006 4:15 pm ]
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-100. right in the groin
Jeez, musta been a member of United Kingdongs with -100 to his todger, only mine and Ra's can take that punishment so far :(

Author:  Uzumaki [ Sat May 27, 2006 1:41 pm ]
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If u guys want to hear another one just tell me so on tHIS Conversation.. Who ever asks will be the main character :D :D

Author:  Uzumaki [ Sat May 27, 2006 1:55 pm ]
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whats that u want to hear a stroy. WAAAY in the back alright then
My story will be about. Uzumaki and Inuzuaka.
they where walking along slaying what ever int ehre path blood on the ground dripping from there swords crys and screamns from the poeple alive but choppe din half. All where afraid of these two, But yet none brave enough to fight back. one day a newb stood int ehre path. If they had time to think about it, they mighten have done what they did. Umphhhh. Hit the ground in a shattering THUMP. "im getting my character and getting revenge" threatend the ghost of the dead traveller. "hahahaha good one bring it on u LOSER"
"uzumaki whats on his body?"
"nothing the noob sucks"
"aham what was taht u two?"
"AHHHH ITS KAKASHA!!!!!! SCRAMBLE!"
I dont think sooo! An Nox!"
*Grphhhhhh Splash Hag hag EGHHHHH"
"PLEASE SPAR US!!!! WELL GIVE U GOLD"
"ill jsut kill you and take the gold.. DUHH"
SPALSH SPLOT aghhh
never again will UzumakiAnd Inuzuka slay a person EVER again!

Author:  sinspawnvip [ Sat May 27, 2006 7:59 pm ]
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dont overdo it man the 1st one was good dont knock yourself down while ur ahead :P

Author:  Jack O Lantern [ Sun May 28, 2006 2:22 am ]
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just a tip :wink: watch how u write some words , do a double check after u finish the story :wink:

Author:  flame [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:55 pm ]
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yeah and stop when ur ahead mabey do one with sasuke and uzumaki fighting

Author:  regiss [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:05 pm ]
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So Uzumaki was lying, grasping for air, Then came the scout of Excess
Sin, he touched him, kicked him. Uzumaki wasn't moving. So he whiped
out his smith's hammer and startef to bang on his head.

After getting Uzumaki's brain kickded enoughm regiss tried to rez that
stinky corpse. And it was a success!

Uzumaki was standing alive there and talking shit, and so he died again.
This time, due to natural consequences of being a prick.

Author:  Emo [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:37 pm ]
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I heart regiss.

Author:  Carling [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:32 am ]
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Quote:
Uzumaki was standing alive there and talking crap, and so he died again.
This time, due to natural consequences of being a prick.
Gotta love a good ending

Author:  Dracula [ Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:39 pm ]
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Nice work U

Author:  spawn28 [ Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:19 pm ]
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Funny story, but fix the typo's :P.

Author:  Todd [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:07 pm ]
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I am a good speller im just not a good typer :(

Author:  Apocalypse [ Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:36 pm ]
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lol read the dates of when these were posted, 1 year ago..

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